January 2013
1 post
My blog wants to be your friend! →
This is the link to my blog. Check it out, I am a lunatic but a usually entertaining one…
December 2012
9 posts
Raising Money to Improve My Search for Work →
I am raising money to buy a van to live in part time. Why? A couple of reasons: My current living situation is temporary. At some point in the near future I will be homeless and it would be a lot better to live out of a van as opposed to a car. Stockton (the nearest city to me) has been hit hard by Depression 2.0. With a van (or a small, Toyota camper) I can expand my job search to the Bay...
Raising Money for a Van So I Won't Be Homeless →
Still raising money to buy a van →
So I won’t end up homeless. Not being homeless would be a good thing…
Sorry to post it again, but it's a DIRE situation →
Raising money to buy a van. Where I am living is a temporary situation and I am seriously underemployed so I am running the risk of being homeless in the near future. I know I keep posting this, but it is kind of a dire situation. Thanks!
Raising Money for a Van So I Won't Be Homeless →
Thanks, Z…
November 2012
3 posts
Raising Money for a Van So I Won't Be Homeless →
I am raising money to buy a van to live out so I won’t be homeless and I can branch out to nearby metro areas to look for work. Thanks!
Raising Money for a Van So I Won't Be Homeless →
My living situation is getting closer to the date I will need to move out. Being underemployed/unemployed I cannot afford an apartment or even a room for rent. This is part reason for raising money for a van, the rest is by having a “mobile apartment” I will be able to go around CA and the Pacific NW wherever work is. Thanks!
I am raising money to buy a van →
I am currently raising money to buy/outfit a van to live in/travel to where the work is until I have stable employment…
September 2012
5 posts
Check out my "photography" Tumblr! →
I began taking photographs four months ago and love it. Come check out the result!
Down to my last $40
Gotta love Depression 2.0!
Send out 1200 + resumes, sign on with half a dozen temp agencies.
Gotta love Depression 2.0!
End living with your mother and her four dogs in a suburban wasteland.
Driving your ex-wife’s car with expired registration.
Gotta love it!
Why am I even bothering? If I was smart I’d just kill myself because this shit is clearly not going to ever get...
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My blog has been proven to do all sorts of... →
Yes, my blog has been proven to cure herpes, help you win that dream vacation, find true and lasting love (see #1), win some NASCAR race, and just make you so happy you’ll soil yourself*
*Side effects of spending evenings in Barry Gibb’s laundry hamper may include exposure to bad puns. Patients who are allergic to polyester shirts have reported nasty rashes in the shape of a mirror...
August 2012
14 posts
Reading my blog will change your life... →
Tomorrow, you’ll be on a speedboat like you’re the star of a rap video or something—fuck yeah! All swaying back and forth to the playback, drinking overpriced sparkling wine (Is Cristal from the Champagne region of France??) and enjoying the company of attractive people in undersized swim wear. What do you have to do?? Read this blog! Can’t swim? Hate speedboats and...
“Sometimes when you’re drowning God throws you a rock…”
“I am really close to just giving up…”
“Dear band down the street: Your drummer is fucking awful. Please kill him/her....”
– —sba
“Alcohol may be the Devil, but sometimes Hell is a very inviting place…”
– —sba
An experimental sort of poem read by me which is...
“Saying Obama is the most liberal president in our history is like saying the...”
– —sba
The Window
We know how these things happen
A dream coming on like a tragedy
Thinking about the last time I kissed you
As you lay there, peacefully
The window was open
For an hour, maybe two
And it let this strong soft light in
Perfectly illuminating you
I woke up and the window was closed
But I was not caught by surprise
This is how it always goes
When daylight overwhelms the night
One of us is...
Read my blog or I will come to your house and... →
And if you don’t have cats I will have to be creative…
Fragmented: I'm not giving up. I just can't do... →
lowercasejae:
We took another financial hit yesterday. This one may be the killing blow.
We lost our babysitter.
A lovely, beautiful family friend was watching Charlotte while I went to work. No charge. Out of the kindness of her heart. I was - am - friends with her daughter, have been since 6th grade….
“When a woman calls you “Sweet” you may as well cut your penis off...”
– —sba
July 2012
3 posts
“It is apparently Bad Outfit day here in Lodi. Saw two women in dresses a half...”
– —sba
Read my blog or I'll pummel you with pithy...
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June 2012
14 posts
I Wish I Could Fall in Love With You But I...
Read my blog or I'll send Gordon Lightfoot to your...
And instruct our favorite Canadian 70s’s singer-songwriter to show you “the wreak of the Edmund Fitzgerald.”
http://myeveningsinbarrygibbslaundryhamper.blogspot.com/
Sundown, you’d better take care, if I find you’re not reading the blog that I share.
Resisting the urge to come up with another line rhyming share with “pubic hair.”
Resisting. Must. Be....
“You know the first little birds to sing when night begins to die and the first...”
– —sba
I Wish I Could Fall in Love With You But I Can't
That pretty much sums it up. I can write songs, but I cannot allow myself to fall in love with you. I want to, I’d enjoy it, but I’d only allow myself that luxury if you could enjoy it, too.
You can’t.
So I won’t.
I hear music behind the title of this like I hear music behind pretty much everything—
I Wish I Could Fall in Love With You But I Can’t
A...
Life and Other Things, Tumblr Edit
Original version is here:
http://myeveningsinbarrygibbslaundryhamper.blogspot.com
Penny stocks made me rich!
Try the new Beef Assexplosion Mega-Burger with Lard Dipped Chicken Kluckers!
Seriously, I look around and I want to vomit in a boot. You know, money is important and sometimes fast food is like an opiate in the blood, but fuck me—a little is too much. It’d be nice not to have to...
My other, even more ludicris blog, inspired by...
The ramblings of The World’s Least Interesting Man, brought to you by Tres Diablos Tequlia…
http://tresdiablosleastinterestingman.blogspot.com/
Come read the heartfelt babblings of an utter...
I am getting nearly no holds barred, hopefully in an entertaining fashion:
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The no holds barred on is the Top Secret Blog, but I forget who knows where this is so I am a leery of putting that link up.
My name is Zak, I live in a suburban wasteland. I lost my job two years ago (just got a new one) and my marriage fell apart last year. Oh...
Read my blog it's intermittently fucking brilliant
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“OPEN NOTE TO PETE TOWNSHEND: The beginning to 5:15 is so fucking beautiful and...”
– —sba
“Yeah, I’m pretty sure I’m in love with you, whatever that means. ...”
– —sba
The Perils of Ego/A View of Things That May Leave...
I drank too much whiskey last night. I believe I drank half a bottle between five in the afternoon and one in the morning. The good thing is it wasn’t about angst; I was just lying in bed reading, having a lovely time, enjoying sipping each shot. If this happened once a month I wouldn’t be worried, but it happens once or twice a week. I will eventually wreak my health if I keep this up. I...
I am determined not to fall in love with you...
And if I have already, I am going to deny it.
I wish I could, though. I wish we were in love with each other, but you don’t feel that way so I have to just put this out of my mind.
Write another song, have another drink, eventually go sleep.
So I do, but the feeling is still there like a beautiful curse. There are few things harder than wanting someone who doesn’t want you that...
“I am a heterosexual male. I seek out pictures of naked women on the Internet. ...”
– —sba
“Life boils down to two opposing things. Never be afraid not to give a fuck, be...”
– —sba
May 2012
50 posts
New song, "Sorry", on my Soundcloud account →
Another raw, live recording done on my iPod. Very languid. Sitting on the porch at 5:30 am with your last tumbler of whiskey watching the sun come over the mountains languid…
